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Traffucked

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
by BombayAddict January 8, 2009
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traffuck

traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.

–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.

when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
by Never say January 4, 2011
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traf

Verb.
The act of absorbing air and other psychedelic and psychotropic substances into one's rectum for delirium, or short-term high effects. Items commonly traffed include silicon pellets, anti-static foam and canned air (also referred to frequently as an "air embolism"(can be fatal)).
Bro, let's traf some pellets to ease the pain!
I'm traffed to shit, dude
I think I'm dying! I traffed too hard.
Let's fart those pellets back out. I just passed a TRAFfic cop!
by Omnibot 2000 February 15, 2009
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Traff

Meaning selfish or very self centred. Has no feeling for anyone but themselves.
Also can mean when some one is punched or kicked in the testicales
Paris Hilton she is traff. U seen all the stuff she's got
by Nickooooo July 3, 2006
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traf

the opposite of fart...in spelling. when you say traf, you think you're being so smart because no one knows that you actually mean FARRRRT!! So, you can pretend that you're a genius for while, until ppl search up what TRAF means on urbandictionary and find out that it actually means some sort of backwards fart with perhaps some sexual connotation...and begin to find you really creepy for saying earlier, "man, this pudding smells like traf.' then a process which i like to call "traf-ficking" beings by which all your friends find you too creepy to hang around and slowly but surly, you become obsolete, thin air, a faint memory. 'tis sad.
"man, i smell traf"

"why the hell would anyone be dumb enough to attack a skunk? it'll only spray traf everywhere."
by Mofaz Ulways July 22, 2005
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Traffic

.noun
The practice of making out with/sleeping with dubious quantities of men on a regular basis. Generally used in a derogatory sense. Asscoiated with Lolita-esq promiscuity.
Emily got tonsilitis 10 times this year?!?!!
Wow, she must be taking some serious traffic
by Chuck Boyyd December 10, 2010
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Traffic Droid

Used to describe a disgruntled road user or pedestrian trying to lecture another road user how to use the road properly.
a Traffic Droid cyclist knocked on my window at a red light and said i was a little bit over the stop line and that i should "be more considerate to other people on the road"
by AC Original July 31, 2012
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