noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."
Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
by Traffuckfeldt October 21, 2009
traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.
–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.
when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.
when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
by Never say January 04, 2011
by awksaucebroski February 03, 2011
Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.
I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time
by TPratik February 01, 2011
The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
by Jules_in_LA November 06, 2006
by Marc Landers August 03, 2007
by GooGuyGooGuy September 09, 2013