anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

by Ally September 29, 2004

toaster

another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike

"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"

by Lannyfresh February 22, 2007

Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.

My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.

by Hojtastic September 2, 2009

Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016

toasters, the

generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.

me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

toasters, the

by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007

Thotmaster

Ruler of Thots (the hoe over there); one who is masters and dominates over those "hoes". Commonly one who carries various STDs. This male or rare female figure can usually be spotted or told apart by his or her douchey appearance.

That guy is surrounded by thots, he's like a Thotmaster

by Master of thots June 13, 2014

toaster party

A party to which all invited brings their fave toaster

"Yo, I went to this sick toaster party the other night. It was lit, fam!"

by LBB8 December 13, 2017