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Toratti

A person with a doomsday attitude. Someone who always thinks there is "something in the air." A Toratti will constantly complain and rarely finds something positive to say. A relative of the "Negative Nancy." Also known to "pull a Marquez" from time to time.

Note: Although a Toratti tends to have some backstab/gossip tendencies, do not confuse a Toratti with the much more gabby "Santelli."
Man, Eric really brought me down today with all his negative attitude...sometimes he can be such a Toratti.
by Haywood Jablumpkin January 9, 2008
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Oriental Rice Torture

The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.
Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.
by ADizzleDonkey June 1, 2009
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Linus Torvalds

Torvalds wrote the original Linux kernel. Basically, the creator of Linux itself.
by analog November 15, 2003
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Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina
She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo
by nu88y December 10, 2012
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Torontophobia

The overwhelming belief by other Ontarians that you will be shot, mugged, raped, and murdered the instant you set foot in Toronto.

This phenomenom is generally seen in people from small towns and rural areas, but is also curiously prevalent among the older citizens of Oshawa, a neighbouring city of considerable size with a MUCH higher rate of crackheads per capita.
Deena: Okay, we're going to go shopping in downtown Toronto, but I really don't want to carry this fifty on me.

Kaytor: Why not? You're going with a group of people to a crowded area in broad daylight. Are you planning on waving it around like a little red flag?

Deena: Well, no... but you know, it's Toronto. People get shot there!!!1

Kaytor: You have horrible Torontophobia.
by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009
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torrenteer

One who frequently downloads files using the Bit Torrent protocol. A "torrenteer" typically belongs to several torrent sites and is generally good about seeding back what they take.
That Ch@os dude is such a good torrenteer, he always seeds at least 1 to 1...
by Shoes58 January 11, 2009
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Torsades de Balls

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".
"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!
by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011
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