Life, something that if you do not have it you cannot read this, or maybe yes, if you want to read this even if you are dead, you must be a ghost.
by Catwilandish_guy February 6, 2021
Get the Lifemug. by AlyssaOnAMisson July 27, 2019
Get the Lifemug. by REALITYBREAKER1735 November 15, 2022
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by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022
Get the lifemug. The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.
Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles
"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
Get the Lifemug. It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.
Life
by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022
Get the Lifemug. The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
by Anakior November 23, 2017
Get the lifemug.