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text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.
Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
by rick fooey March 8, 2010
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Text Telepathy

When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.
Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
by Live To Text July 9, 2010
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text and run

When you text, message, or IM someone, then imediatly leave the room just so you're not around to see their reply. Often involves throwing your phone and leaving, going to bug random family member, and just wasting time until you grow enough balls to see what they said.
Andrew: So i texted her saying I needed some space.
Paul: How'd she take it?
Andrew: I dont know I had totext and run so that I didnt have to deal with that shit.
by Itsatrapboom123 March 20, 2011
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text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."
by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011
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text sp

When you check your cell phone because you think you have a new text and you actually don't, but 2 seconds later you receive one. A form of ESP, also known as commanding your phone to receive a text message just by looking at it.
I had text sp this morning. I was expecting a reply text from this person but when I checked my phone there was nothing. 2 seconds later, they texted me.
by Chris B dot July 20, 2008
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Text Message Breakup

Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.
In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!
by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011
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text whore

1.A person that sends a text to everyone in their phone, often flirty and suggestive. The person doesn't really mean what they say they just like the attention.

2. A person who receives more than 500+ texts a day, often from 10-20 different people.
Man that girl is such a text whore, she texts me then texts my best friend, often saying the same message.

I just received my 500th text message for the day, I'm such a text whore.
by masochirst July 1, 2008
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