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Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
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Elbow talking

when a guy has a hot girl on each elbow, hes showing off, and hes just pimping
Quinton was elbow talking so hard at the game last night. I asked if he was a pimp but he just said he was elbow talking.
by MANNY SUPER NIGGER BECK October 27, 2011
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Photo Taking Ninja

A person who takes many photos at awkward moments whilst going unnoticed. The people in the photos have no idea what they were doing in the photos captured
Gemima Louisa is a photo taking ninja. Evidence visible from the China album on facebook.
by R.M Murphy December 13, 2012
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stop talking out your ass

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.
Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!
by The Grand High Oreo November 3, 2014
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Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting
I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore
by Westcoast wildcard May 15, 2016
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floor tanking

The act of dying a lot in a mmo while being a tank. Hints "tanking the floor".
Dps: Tank stop dying you're just floor tanking.

Tank: Sorry my gear isn't great.
by Bigmeet April 7, 2017
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