Su Tart

Su Tart is a child who lives with his loving father who calls him sun, but gets bullied everyday at school, BUT he has his favorite snack to make him feel better - Bacon Flakes, these scrumpcious flakes of bacons are Su Tart's favorite snack, it has a very salty but also savory taste and causes diarrhea. Su Tart became famous because of Flamingo Albert's videos (subscribe to him), he has many Roblox sad story videos that will make you pee, fart, and cry at the same time, although it may sound very sad, Albert makes it a bit funny so we dont pee, fart, and cry that much.

Su Tart Is Chill.

by Suscrib2FalingoYT May 13, 2022

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011

Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016

𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽

Can be used as an instagram caption, especially if you want to look artsy, or like a crackhead.

“𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽”

by that libtard March 6, 2019

Nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.

Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.

Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔

Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her

Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭

Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart

by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 18, 2023