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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
mugGet the welfare tartsmug.

blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls
Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there
by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019
mugGet the blake tartmug.

tart taker

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009
mugGet the tart takermug.

su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)
su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun
by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023
mugGet the su tartmug.

moist tart

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.
by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
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Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits
damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!
by woodddd June 17, 2008
mugGet the Barch Tartsmug.

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around
"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"
by BR!@N August 1, 2008
mugGet the Pop tartmug.

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