Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

Tactical Sheung

A Tactical Sheung, often performed by David “Diddy”, is the act of tactically falling asleep on the spot. Popularised by an Asian guy called Sheung this phrase has become popular among the masses and is used on a daily basis by most people. Keep safe out there and remember to Tactical Sheung!

Sheung, are we sleeping or are we working?

Oh for fuck sake, David’s pulled a Tactical Sheung again.

Joel, spoons is not the place to pull a Tactical Sheung.

by Jamol tech tips April 10, 2023

Webb Tactics

Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.

The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.

First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.

'Why is Chris running down the road?'
'Oh, he's just using Webb Tactics on that 3 out of 10'

by Alien89 July 18, 2013

Tactical Hentai

A doujinshi used for self defense/military missions in the Middle East

Soldier 1: “I got one 400 meters out north east”
Soldier 2: “hit em with the tactical hentai”

by Ember2047 March 13, 2021

Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.

“Tactical bacon, dude?”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018

tactical munt

The act of throwing up after drinking too much alcohol.

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.

by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021

Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)

It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty

by Codename:Duchess November 5, 2014