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switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.
Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.
by hjoyrg March 13, 2020
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Switch Hitting

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.
"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"
by Will Sotter January 6, 2012
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salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)
"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"
by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022
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Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.
It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!
by KT77 December 20, 2019
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sneeky switch

The female version of the Harry Houdini, where a girl tags in her friend while having sex with a man to trick him.
S totally tagged in L during her time with N. She pulled off the ultimate sneeky switch!
by exoticprincesses November 5, 2012
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switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.
I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.
by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014
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Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.
"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"
by Ben Booner May 4, 2020
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