Sweaty Nut Funk

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.

After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.

by Stevolio August 28, 2006

Sweakin

A shorter method of saying "Sweaking Freet", which is a heightened version of the phrase "Freaking Sweet", implying even more awesomeness than its predecessor.

"That party was sweakin!"
"You're going to the mall too? Sweakin."
"That was a sweakin dinner mom."

by Jason Packer September 14, 2008

Sweatse

A person who sweats alot is called a sweatse (heard by tom in hells kitchen season 2 episode 1 part 2)

I sweat alot.. Im a sweatse

by Amir Tardkuk February 27, 2009

Sweaty Bear

Sweaty Bear is a nickname given to a boy that is over weight and sweats a lot.

See that fat guy, he looks like a Sweaty Bear.

by Kaelvohn February 19, 2010

Sweat Babies

Sweat Babies are the beads of sweat that form when two individuals are close enough that their skin is touching in a warm environment. When separating from each other the skin often has the sensation of peeling off from one another and is often left with moisture where the contact had been and the sweat babies had formed.

When riding in seats much too close together, in a jam packed bus in 100 degree weather, my thighs are always making sweat babies with the friends sitting next too me. :)

by lflores754 November 13, 2009

sweaty diarrhea

explosive shit that makes you sweat with waves of nauceousness. it feels like your insides are being shredded and burned. you feel as though you are going to die. the worst place to have it is school and work. it usually comes back to haunt you repeatedly.

my life flashed before my eyes as the sweaty diarrhea pains came over me

by shittyshit January 17, 2011

swear downs syndrome

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.

Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.

by tobytings May 21, 2011