Shrek

god.

"I identify as an ogre. Shrek is my religion. Get out me swamp."

by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

shrek roleplay

The act of plugging your eyebrows and then getting horny because they look so good, while having green stuff on your face

"Yesterday I had such a relaxing evening, I even did Shrek Roleplay

by Ftfo February 1, 2017

Shrek-Tastic

An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.

An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words

Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!

by The Shrek Lover September 21, 2017

Shrek vs. Shaggy

The most powerful and most insane battle of all time.

No way! Its the Shrek vs. Shaggy battle!

by xPhotonx March 20, 2019

Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

dylan and shrek

the cutest couple that ever walked the face of the earth = everyone wants to be them because they have so much love for each other & can overcome every single obstacle that is thrown in their way. plus, they are extremely sexy in the bedroom = if you know what i mean!

dylan and shrek are so cute together!

by love youu July 2, 2008

Shrek Cocktail

When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.

Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.

by Xomous March 29, 2022