Surek

A small thin and always drunk guy with Red eyes from weed He likes to be called Susi. Often Sureks live under bridges where you can catch them. He is a good math teacher, too. Vollmann is the Most atracting Person to him.

Surek

by Longus dickus November 24, 2021

Shrek

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

Shrek

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017

Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016

Shrek

the ultimate daddy

Shrek is daddy change my mind

by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018

shrekoning

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

by Shrek is love6969696969696969 March 5, 2014