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Surekas are dumbass negros that don't know how to cook and are useless. they are also dumb as shit and dwarfs. No one knows where these Surekas came from but they cause global warming with how much they talk.
That girl over there with Kate, the one who is eating her boogers, that's such a Sureka.
Sureka by truthgirl69 October 21, 2019

Mahi Sureka 

A very pretty white girl who's also very kind and might as well be the most smart and hardworking person you've ever met. Kinda introverted until she becomes close to you after which she doesn't stop talking. Very helpful to people who need help and doesn't pay attention to people who're irritating.
person 1: Yo that girl's so smart and hardworking
person 2: Must be a Mahi Sureka
Mahi Sureka by msd-fan April 16, 2024

Surekill Expressway 

A highway otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway,or I-76,that winds through the Philadelphia area that seems to attract all kinds of craziness and congestion similar to that of the Bermuda Triangle.
Are you taking the Surekill Expressway?
Surekill Expressway by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011
a beautiful, confident girl who only crushes on the realist. she is loved by everyone, either gender, and is gifted in athletics and music. she is hard to take your eyes off of and knows how to make someone feel very very special...;). she loves guys who are athletic and smart, such as herself, and is friendly to everyone. many see her as a flirt, but really, all guys love her and she is a friend back. sureya is a hard to find type of gal.
"Dang Sureya is so hot, I wish I could date her😍😍😍"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"
sureya by Sky Hudgens June 5, 2016

shrekage 

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.
' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'
shrekage by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015

surebang 

A woman who shows interest in sleeping with you without any input by you whatsoever.

After you do a woman a favor and she "owes you one"

A slutty ex-girlfriend who will do you anytime anywhere
After you help a woman jumpstart her car, she's a surebang.

The cashier at the grocery store that always hits on you, she's a surebang.

"Man, she was hitting on you, she's a surebang."

Tim "I can't hook up with anyone"

Chuck "Call Ashley, she's a surebang"
surebang by Thad Neal September 28, 2006
Unreal,but has happend,,
unbeleivable,
Dream like,
A mix of fact and Fatasy,
It's like something that is really happening, but it looks like a dream,
*Like when you are in a restaurant and the staff have mistaken you and your guy friend to another couple and they gave you a glass of wine with an engagement ring in it.. and later you would talk about it and be like " OMG that was so Sureal lol "
sureal by LoveKunis <3 July 29, 2011
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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