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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.
"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"
shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shredtastic 

A sic day on the hill with powder and full body awesomeness
Boss: you want to skip work and going boarding tomorrow?

Me: shredtastic, dudette. 9:30 chairlift, be there or be square. Werd werd werd
Shredtastic by DaRoof Fiddler February 12, 2019

Shrektastic

When some thing is the best ever
That’s so Shrektastic
Shrektastic by BigIanDries June 3, 2018

Shrektastic

I shrektastic

shrektastic day 

only legends like king b/ romester and big nut use to tell people to have a great fucking day with a little bit of shrek bedazzle in it. creators like benitez have recently brought shrek back to the community and it is fucking epic
used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day

good morning big nut

have a shrektastic king b and romester

Arkhaik Shredtasticitis 

The sometimes deadly desease in which one cannot stop themselves from eargasming every 2.37 seconds to the band Archaic Eclipse.
ex. 1
"8:37am i cant stop listening to bezerker.
8:37am neither can i.
8:37am its so brutal.
8:37am i'm still listening to lucid also
both of those are on a repeat playlist on my ipod (which i take everywhere)
lol" ~An actual conversation between two sexy, beautiful men with severe cases of Arkhaik Shredtasticitis.

ex 2. *Do not take Archaic Eclipse if you have a pre-existing awesomeness condition, as heart failure and severe hemorrhaging are possible and likely. If you have a Archaic Eclipse lasting for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately, as this could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect (Arkhaik Shredtasticitis).“Don’t wait! Get Archaic Eclipse right now! You won’t regret it.”~Endorsed by ArchaicInc—“Searching for a cure of “Arkhaik Shredtasticitis” to support all those infected. All donations are appreciated!”