Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.
John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.
by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 17, 2021
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Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.
HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!
by Tdent465 November 24, 2022
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O’Nella’s Straw

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”
The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw
by Whythisword February 24, 2023
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National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.
by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019
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Roman Straw

when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.
I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!
by veganfarts77 December 06, 2022
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three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.
Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.
by HHM3 March 16, 2016
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A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.
by HarleyCMC February 05, 2017
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