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Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man
Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)
by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024
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Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.
Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!
by mbaros5 July 2, 2011
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Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES
by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022
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three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.
Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.
by HHM3 July 23, 2016
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Ball straw

Another term for the word penis

Originated from Nathan @ the Dandaloo hotel
“Oi she sucked the semen from my ball straw”
by Stawboy May 7, 2023
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Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
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paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.
I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.
by Duhl February 3, 2024
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