Strategic Shaving

Wearing distressed jeans and shaving only where skin is visible through the holes.

Yeah I went to this pool party after strategic shaving and kept having to explain smooth patches on my otherwise scruffy legs.

by GoMeat! March 8, 2011

steamed hams

Albany, NY slang for grilled hamburgers

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
- Yes! It's a regional dialect!

by lovkal April 13, 2020

Boston Steamer

A now ex-girlfriend left in the snow naked and unconscious due to being roofied with a steaming pile of shit on her chest.

That Boston Steamer in your yard brings back memories of beautiful winter days back home in Massachusetts. What a work of art, a borderline masterpiece. I like how you threw in that Dirty Sanchez to emphasize cultural diversity.

by Jason Chilton February 21, 2020

Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

The Brodine Steamer

A brodine steamer is when you drill a hole in a girls belly button. You the proceed to take a dump in the new hole. Then you go to pound town on the newly created oriface.

"Did you hear that last night Cole gave Avery The Brodine Steamer?"
"Wicked bro."

by 420RealNigga420 January 30, 2017

philadelphia steamer

Is when a woman puts her lips around a guys anus as he farts

Jack bent over and let loose a Philadelphia Steamer

by Lizard KN August 30, 2006

Steamer

Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.

I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.

by persilly June 3, 2012