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asian squat 

Performed by asian male fobs. The characteristics of this squat include buttock to ankle contact and knees spread apart way past shoulder width. Most commonly in the asian squat, one hand is used to smoke a cigarette while the other hand is used to hold back long bleached blonde hair that is covering the face. Asian males are often observed exhibiting this behavior in groups, either playing a game of deuces or in front of a crappy rice rocket.
The asian squat is a typical asian fob behavior.
asian squat by The City April 11, 2004
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Squatting Eskimo 

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.
My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.
Squatting Eskimo by manswer April 29, 2009
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An old out of shape car; a beat up ride
My niggas be rollin in they squatta all day like it looks good or somethin

Squatter punk 

Anarchists and activists who don't believe in compliance to the system. Squatter punks are usually involved in some form of far left activism, and the Anarcho-punk music scene. They occupy unused houses or buildings, places the capitalist society has consumed and thrown away. They are often vegan or vegetarian, many are straight edge.

Not to be mistaken for "street kids" who are more dumb and drunk.
Anarchism freeganism squat vegan activist anti-capitalist Squatter punk
Squatter punk by Vimana October 13, 2011

squat cobbler 

A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.
squat cobbler by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016

anal squeak 

a whistle or "squeak" emitted during anal penetration.
i was so embarassed last night when i let out an anal squeak.
anal squeak by alissa weiss January 14, 2008

squat party 

Illegal all night rave held in abandonned buildings and populated by crusties, pikeys and munters
Man I got some banging K from that squat party in the old MI5 building.
squat party by mista fuse May 28, 2003