spoon leg 

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

spoon leg by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

spoon state 

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh

man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)

spoon state by noyza June 17, 2020

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

spoon jockey by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

spoon toes 

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

spoon toes by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

Spoon me 

To engage in the act of Spooning

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.

Spoon me by Marty Broon October 22, 2008

spoon-trap bastard 

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.

Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"

spoon-trap bastard by Dudewiththescoop April 21, 2010

Spoon Swaggin 

Taking a plastic or metal spoon & giving it swag by taking photos with it.

Hey, look at the spoon! It's totally Spoon Swaggin!

Spoon Swaggin by OhYeahBeliebers December 22, 2010