splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

Sploot

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table

Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018

Sploit

A word that makes use of onomatopoeia to describe the sound of something soft and likely to explode, hitting something hard. It is also the same sound effect that shot puts make when coming in contact with mud.

Dude that watermelon, that guy, that bird, that pile of cheese and that frog all when sploit after they were hit by a bus.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 1, 2005

sploot

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006

splunt

one time we rolled a blunt that was so fat that it busted in the middle. so we took a spliff paper and wraped it around the blunt. like a blunt bandaid.

Blunt+spliff=splunt

"oh shit the blunt ripped"
"put a paper around it"
"sweet its fixed, light that splunt"

by Broncoboat4x4 April 3, 2008

splunt

Female porn star vagina mold.

"My brother gave me the Mary Carey splunt for my birthday and boy does it need a good cleaning."

by Chainsman October 13, 2005