split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!

Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!

by Gaggle Kang December 25, 2020

Split Lip

a term commonly used for black people because of constant street fights cause them to often have split lips.

That god damn Split Lip robbed me for all my cash!

by Football king 99 December 12, 2021

split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.

Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!

by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007

split down

when someone runs you down with a carving object and kills your ass with it!

jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.

by da hood' June 20, 2004

Split the G

To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!

Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round

by alrightdrive June 10, 2022

split your wig

To really pound a girl in the paints. When a girl grows out hair on her pubic region it looks like a little wig. So if she is lucky, she might get it split.

Girl if you keep acting like that I'm going to take you in the back and "Split your Wig".

by Ryan Cantu December 25, 2007

split the wickets

First used in Tony Hawk 3 to describe skating through a gap. Also is another way to describe having sex.

So I heard you split the wickets quite a few times with Tina last night.

by Seabass January 20, 2005