Dry Snitch

Telling on someone when it is totally unwarranted or necessary.

Dry Snitch: Hey Bob, Joe didn't take out the garbage at the end of shift last night.

Bob: I told him he didn't need to, so mind your business, you damn Dry Snitch.

by Duke Honeynuts February 11, 2008

snitch weasel

verb-
To Jew, or slyly take what is wrongfully your's, usually something insignificant.

Noun-
Someone who snitch weasels frequently

Hey, look! That snitch weasel picking up a penny.

by afhfhghawjsa;fdslksdfknlfds November 17, 2010

Snitchability

The amount of willingness to snitch.

Megan didn't possess the snitchability to rat out Brandon and Mel.

by wdov-snitch November 5, 2011

Shwit

The act of taking a shit immediatly before showering and without exiting the bathroom. Shwit's are common after a long day of outdoor activity, before heading out for the night, or if a catastrphic shit has occured causing undesired or extreme fecal dispersion. In the case of the latter, one may make the determination to take a "shwit" instead of the a singular "shit" midway through the act. In some regions, the term can also refer to a "trio" of actions, with the addition of shaving. If located in a hotel room or another location where the "shwitter" will not be responsible for completing the laundry, the "shwitter" may choose to skip the traditional toilet paper whipe and instead use a warm washcloth while in the shower to clean the affected areas.

"Are you ready to hit the bar?"
"No, I need to take a quick SHWIT before we head out."

by Ciller August 19, 2013

self snitching

To publicly boast of committed crime in a self-incriminating manner.

The rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 we’re not aware that they were self snitching by posting messages, photos, and videos online, and were sentenced to jail because of it.

by creflo dollar December 29, 2021

I ain’t no snitch

1 What you usually say when you get called a snitch
2 A contradictory statement used when you want to snitch on someone

1 Bill:”Bob is a fucking snitch”

Bob:”I ain’t no snitch”

2Bill:”Shit,I broke Jim’s money”(Bill stole Jim’s cash)

Bob:”I ain’t no snitch”

*proceeds to snitch*

by BigBrainBigPp March 9, 2020

snitch

A jail infomant

That snitch ratted us out for a delay on his sentence.

by Duble-R January 30, 2003