pooper scooper

a beard

pooper scooper; also know as a mans beard when eating a girl out.

by trashytraylor October 16, 2008

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

Snooter

A non-official term from the game of cricket referring to a bowler's delivery that completely bamboozles a batsman, and usually results in a wicket

"Warnie bowled him with a snooter".

by RJA1234 October 9, 2006

snooker player

a man who plays snooker proffesionally, snooker players usually have small willy's

hey he is a snooker player, he must have a tiny cock

by hornt656 May 13, 2005

snooperdoker

An african drug taken by dunking ones toes in a pile of lard. The drug makes you so high you don't feel like the complete idiot and start sticking long pointed sticks up other peoples noses.

I took some snooperdoker before I went to the googeechah game.

by moneybags223 January 12, 2004