sharpie

A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.

Jenny D says she pooped out a wicked painful sharpie this morning.

by monsturd June 9, 2018

sarpanch

chief of a village who elected by adults of village by casting their vote

rajender is sarpanch of nohra village.

by theanil1981 January 6, 2008

sharpiewhore

one who carrys around excessive amounts of sharpies with them,

one who uses nothing but sharpies

jessica is a sharpiewhore

by d3athharlot June 7, 2009

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Sarper

Nobody really knows what it means, but try looking it up in the discord gif tab and choose the first one

“Jarvis open gif tab write sarper and click first one”

by Inferno wing June 2, 2021

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011