Fatty Smuggle

When a man is tricked by good-looking girls into talking to the fat friend, with a really great personality.

Two hot girls walk up to you and engage conversation. Their fat friend looms in the shadows. When the hot girls have gotten your approval to continue conversation, the fat friend is "smuggled" (see and or moves) to the front and takes over conversation. The hot girls leave. You have just been Fatty Smuggled.

by concerned citizen 123456776543 November 23, 2009

shuggle

A shag and a cuddle

I could really do with a shuggle

by betty1248 December 5, 2010

watermelon smuggler

A Female with rather large breasts.

Yo dude.. Look at that watermelon smuggler

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007

Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".

"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler

by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009

snuggle warfare

The art snuggling someone in order to freak them out so you can get whatever they had.

Dave:Fuck you got the sofa - i dont want to sleep on the floor
*dave snuggles up to rookie*
*5 minutes pass*
rookie: thats it you can have the fucking sofa

Dave successfully used snuggle warfare to win the sofa. ( rookie slept on the floor with his face in a pizza - Dave = cunt)

by rookeishi May 11, 2007

Smuggler

An unfaithful man who has other kids during the relationship without his girlfriend or wife knowing. The man becomes a smuggler after his girlfriend or wife find out he was cheating and has other kids.

After finding out he cheated on you: "So you're telling me, NOT only did you cheat on me, but you have another kid with another woman? We've been together for 8 years and your daughter just turned 6? How did you SMUGGLE your kid into this relationship?? YOURE SUCH A SMUGGLER!!!"

by MissT120 October 22, 2012

dildo smuggler

1. a person who smuggles dildos for a living.
2.a similer to a dick tree or cunt tree
3.An asshole

what a dildo smuggler

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005