SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

Sloagen Doagen

A noun used to indicate kick-ass times presently or ancitpated to commence. Could also be used to vaguely describe the act of having sexual intercourse with a hot bitch.

-I can't wait to go to the party tonight, ready for a little Sloagen Doagen, homo?

by RipRap December 2, 2004

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

spongebob

A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He works at the krusty krab. His friends are Sandy, Patrick and many more in the deep blue sea. He loves making krabby patties which are loved by many. He loves jelly fishing too. He wears square pants. He has a pet snail named Gary. He can't seem to get his boating licences. He's in a cartoon so look it up, very funny.

SpongeBob SquarePants is friends with Patrick Star and they enjoy jelly fishing in the deep blue sea.

by my name is confidential April 23, 2014

bullet sponge

A member of the United States Marine Corps

1. A man or woman who risks their lives for their country are bullet sponges
2. The bravest amongst us put them selves in danger for their country like a bullet sponge

by ellybelly161 July 7, 2010

Sponge Bob

A talking sponge of dubious sexuality.

There's a hint of broadway about Spong Bob...

by Don Wong October 26, 2003

Sponge

A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.

Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...

by StingRayEnock January 11, 2012