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carpet sweeper

A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.

A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.
“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”

“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”
by Soledad Flynn May 7, 2022
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The Boston Street Sweeper

A game where two men wander the streets of Boston looking for a dead hooker. Once a dead hooker is found then both men take turns having sex with the dead body. Afterwards a coin is flipped, and whoever wins gets to jump on the dead hooker's stomach while the loser has to eat whatever comes out.
Hank and Steve were both ashamed of themselves after performing "The Boston Street Sweeper" on a dead hooker they found.
by Joe Bevers October 7, 2006
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sleever

Damn, Kyle Jarve's parents must hate him, they left him with a sleever his whole life.
by kota April 25, 2006
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sleepetite

The magnitude of one's desire to sleep. Often describes (but not limited to) the sleepiness caused from smoking marijuana.

Derived from the words sleep and appetite.
"Hitting that bowl gave me a huge sleepetite, I'm gonna hit the sack."
by tHaKid August 14, 2014
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sleeparoo

The Aussie version of a siesta, sleep, nap.
Mate, I'm going to have a sleeparoo.
Mate, I had the best sleeparoo.
by Ktmay383 August 10, 2020
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Hot Seeper

A hot seeper is a really hot fart that comes out of the bum hole, usually following a microwavable dinner. Hot Seepers have the highest concentration of sulfur which promotes ridiculous reekage, and sometimes leaves brown fartstink-remnants in the underwears.
Oh man I was sitting at my cubicle after I polished off some instant spaghetti bolognaise and let a reeking hot seeper go under my desk. I definitely should have worn the black undies today.
by Langebone June 8, 2009
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seattle sweeper

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
by FatDixINC December 9, 2015
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