sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

slidget

A slutty midget. A short person who dresses way too provocatively

That girl on Jerry Springer was a slidget!!

by T Schussler December 6, 2006

Sedgeley

a kind of friend who you will end up having a crush on. He will try to let you down as gently as possible, but will eventually resort to just ignoring you. but it hurts a little more when he ignores you because he's friends with all of your friends so your always in the same friend group. he will eventually go back to being your friend after you take weeks to try and convince him you don't like him anymore, even though you secretly do. Aside from that, hes SUPER nice and funny and an awesome friend to have. you'll want him around ALL the time.

Aaliyah: I know Sedge is our friend , but, he cute
Sedgeley: Oh... uh..

Aaliyah: Nevermind, i was (cough) joking... T_T

by Papi Chris June 1, 2018

weasel sledging

The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.

Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.

by C3PO June 26, 2003

Cum Sludge

A nasty name for someone being gross annoying or absurb as a reference to cum

My dad was a cum sludge when he didnt let me go to that ripper

by westboylston January 5, 2008

butt sludge

A small infants poop.

I wiped the butt sludge clean and put on a new diaper.

by Casey McDermott November 11, 2007

slegers

Can only Be Defined by greatness, Talent and pure hilariousness(if you think it's not a word, look it up on this site cause it is.) in other news...Slegers are good at everything :

everything is the example. Slegers just pure owns. (especially Nick)

by harry ballsonia January 25, 2008