slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013

Skapped

To get fucked up, get wasted, extremely high, hallucinating heavily, out of your mind, intoxicated to an extreme degree.

Mush I took those research chemicals you gave me last night whilst I was watching Eastenders and I was so skapped I thought Jane Beale was trying to flirt with me.

by penishands115 September 24, 2016

Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

by Spanking that June 3, 2016

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020