Good Samaritan

When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.

You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.

by ahimsa January 7, 2009

Samarai

Dude, Bro, Chief, Big Guy, Fella. Use in place of Chief when addressing a friend, or bartender. Not to be used as a derog, or put down.

What's up Samarai, you see the game last night?

Hey there Samarai where did you and that little shorty disappear to last night?

by oqieurwpoqweiruopqwieru September 24, 2009

good samaritan

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.

when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.

by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006

shmarm

The ultimate scapegoat!
and with no basis in reality, you can royally fuck political correctness!

1.You shmarmish son a bitch!
2.You damn dirty shmarms!

by E-man216 November 13, 2004

Semara

1. n. someone who works, shops, socializes, and plays in cyberspace exclusively; cyber isolation.

2. v. to live or stay in a distant, isolated place (i.e Semara, Indonesia)

Example 1: I never see Kim anymore, she's turned into such a semara.

Example 2: You should come to my pad, your's is in frickin' Semara.

by goodtobefree1776 February 11, 2010

Samarth

A pribbling, beetle-headed pumpion {yes, I used the Shakespearean Insult Generator} whose splendidly swollen ego could house three elephants and a hedgehog. Once disgusted a jackfruit with his antics so much that the poor fruit chose to meet an untimely demise by launching itself off a tree.

See also: Sam, tickle-monster

Samarth is a pig.

by Also_Hes_Fat December 22, 2017

Simardeep

A guy who is fun, chill and a great friend.. Rarely hangs around girls, but if a girl talks to him, he's a chill and cool guy.. Extremely tall and handsome.. Not skinny and not fat.. Just a perfect person for girls named Asha based on research..

'Simardeep is my best friend and also my husband.' say Asha.

by Simardeep_Asha_Forever February 6, 2019