Shwaked

Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)

Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!

Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.

by A.m.K.47 September 12, 2009

shave

to use a blade to remove the hair on your pubic area;this has its problems, a better approach is to buy a small (battery) beard trimmer and fit the spacer that leaves the hair 1/8" long. Then you can buzz the scrotum and everything else without creating any discomfort or problems. Finally you can have sex with a condom and not feel any tugging at the wrong moment. She (or you) can shave her vulva and belly and she won't be complaining about discomfort from her panties, pads or pantyliners (then telling you she'll never shave again).

Ted's girlfriend trimmed him, then trimmed herself, leaving just a narrow landing strip. Her girlfriend Ammi is Muslim and her mother taught her to remove all of her pussy hair with a sugar solution when she was just 12; she's been bare ever since.

by J.R. J. February 28, 2004

Shave

To remove unwanted body hair by using a razor or electric shaver

Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop December 20, 2017

Shave

A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary

Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!

Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!

by TRHKING September 23, 2011

shaved avery

a shaved choad(small fat penis), it is also circumsized

hey baby want to see my shaved avery

by randomdude64 October 8, 2009

Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.

"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"

by winksie December 27, 2011

swave

AKA: suave, cool, epic, swag, awesome.

ryan: Yo bro i just ate your mom out,

lukas: bro no, thats not swave..

by fruitywoman August 22, 2021