Shmegmoid

The birth-defect addled spawn that is conceived when sperm cells that have been subsisting off of nothing but your mountain dew sweat and the dick cheese within the folds of your foreskin for the past week manage to fertilize a real life woman's egg. Truly symbolic of our species' plummet from god's grace.

Julia dropped out of nursing school after she realized she could pull in six figures from all the shmegmoids simping for her on twitch and onlyfans.

by Papa Marsh July 19, 2024

shmerda

You see a negro so black he looks like Bobby shmerda

The sun makes you look like a shmerda

by Shmerda March 18, 2024

Shmegadum

Implausible, impossible, unlikely

Bro that shot was so “shmegadum” how did he hit that.

by DANKRZ March 21, 2024

Shmeging

Being disrespectful towards minorities, people of color and women.

*Why are you shmeging on Emma?"

by Winston Harper April 4, 2024

shmeegin

Shmeegin: the act of shmeegin or “to shmeeg” is to forcefully drop your balls by yanking your testicles. Thus lengthening your “bag” making them appear bigger. Shmeegin is to be done if your balls don’t drop quick enough naturally, or your friends make fun of your tiny balls.

Rylan must have been shmeegin a lot lately, his bag is hangin out.

by NaterBaiter May 4, 2024

Schmerg

a dogwhistle representing EVERY topic you can think of: racism, antisemitism, marxists, flat earthers, anything you can name is possible. it can be used in any context.

"Schmerg them all."
"271k schmergs wasn't enough."
"You have been schmerged!"
"I hate these schmergs."
"Schmerg is life."

by neurotipikal January 8, 2025

Schmerg

Furry blast

"Schmerg, schmerg, schmerg..."
"What does schmerg mean?"
"Furry blast."

by cockdestroyer999999 January 18, 2025