schmerg 

The word you say to someone when you don't want to say "I really like you a lot... really i do," because that's just awkward and uncomfortable and you do like them more than just liking them, but its too early in the relationship to say "love." So this communicates the feeling without the awkward sentence.

"These last three months have been really wonderful I just want to say that I schmerg you..."

"I love you too!"

"No no, I'm not at that point yet... I schmerg you."

schmerg by Copaedalmikacr January 11, 2009

Schmerg 

a dogwhistle representing EVERY topic you can think of: racism, antisemitism, marxists, flat earthers, anything you can name is possible. it can be used in any context.

"Schmerg them all."
"271k schmergs wasn't enough."
"You have been schmerged!"
"I hate these schmergs."
"Schmerg is life."

Schmerg by neurotipikal January 8, 2025

Schmerg 

Furry blast

"Schmerg, schmerg, schmerg..."
"What does schmerg mean?"
"Furry blast."

Schmerg by cockdestroyer999999 January 18, 2025

schmerg

How you refer to a Stupid loser who values himself and thinks everyone likes him

Hello everyone good morning!!!

Shut up you fucking schmerg

schmerg by prettyboy2008 November 26, 2025

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020