A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.
"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."
"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."
"Are you shitting on my face?"
"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."
"Are you shitting on my face?"
by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010
Get the shitting on my face? mug.Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 9, 2005
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When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.
"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."
"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."
"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."
by NeshaMP January 14, 2009
Get the Shitting Rainbows mug.History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.
Definition:
Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual
rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.
Definition:
Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual
rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.
by trippmunky October 2, 2007
Get the testicle shitting rectal wart mug.shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out
by such a cockblocker August 22, 2019
Get the shitting bricks mug.When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.
Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).
Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011
Get the shitting pancakes mug.Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.
Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.
Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.
Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping ChrisxLexi
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda Odd. And Chris's like a Big Star. He's got a Sexy Girlfriend..
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly Sexually Cra-Cra they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda Odd. And Chris's like a Big Star. He's got a Sexy Girlfriend..
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly Sexually Cra-Cra they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.
by Sexylovelylady July 25, 2014
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