Defecating while in the bathtub
by ddigit January 11, 2010
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by barmonkey January 17, 2011
Get the schemplicate mug.The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
by DefinedThat September 4, 2011
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Get the shamp mug.A shitty low end CPU made by AMD. Considered a great CPU line back in 2004 for gaming, but AMD decided to not get up off their ass and actually improve their once great CPU.
Joe: What CPU do you have in your rig? I hope it's good.
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*
by Derp579 July 3, 2015
Get the Sempron mug.Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.
Note: Also spelled
Note: Also spelled
Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...
by NewMath September 13, 2016
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