The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!
Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"
by Senoir Mud May 15, 2008
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by vuck January 31, 2010
Get the spin the sheets mug."She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
by Anewell September 13, 2014
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Oxymoron ________ with the power of an OX!!!!
Oxymoron ________ with the power of an OX!!!!
by Canada3241 May 7, 2004
Get the Sheep in the Big City mug.Nickname for Detroit Pistons player, Rasheed Wallace.
Also yelled as SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED when he goes for a shot, and/or just gets the ball.
Also yelled as SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED when he goes for a shot, and/or just gets the ball.
*Rasheed Wallace gets ball, goes for three pointer*
Pistons Fans: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
*Cush*
Pistons Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Pistons Fans: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
*Cush*
Pistons Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007
Get the sheed mug.1. A group of people who lack the capacity for careful consideration, imagination, or individual thought, who thusly go with group and allow god awful trends and events to unfold and make us all miserable.
2. In some cultures, a substitute or alternate for a woman in the act of sex
2. In some cultures, a substitute or alternate for a woman in the act of sex
1. People who vote along party lines are sheep, and need to be given a good bitch slap to the face.
2. Iowa, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
2. Iowa, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
by puma_blues March 29, 2004
Get the sheep mug.A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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