Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.

Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?

by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011

Western states session movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

John is in the western states session movement.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

Red Face Session

An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.

From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."

by Roundstone April 10, 2023

having an acoustic session

masturbating without a vibrator

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.

by :^| December 30, 2020

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending

Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!

by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010