Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?
by skateboardingandmaryj June 26, 2011
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A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.
by Deep blue 2012 September 05, 2010
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Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"
by RKJ August 12, 2015
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session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs
He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}
by Sarah blue December 15, 2015
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St. Louis Make Out session

When you put your mouth over someone's nose and suck any boogers out of their nostrils.
Man, last night I had a St. Louis make out session with Tiffany. It was great! Spent some quality time together and had a little snack.
by Senior Carne February 05, 2023
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 28, 2022
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vendor session

when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress
Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session
by clairebennetts July 23, 2008
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