scissor fuck

the act of fucking two girls that are scissoring, a style that is very helpful in threesomes

guy one: i scissor fucked these girls the other night
guy two: dude your a fuckin badass, i did the same thing to your hot mom and super hot sister

by ghsbballlockerroom09 February 8, 2009

scissor muffing

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.

I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.

by Jason M. Mills June 12, 2008

One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008

running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.

I thought running with scissors was a great movie

by redcomrad February 16, 2007

Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.

Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!

by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008

edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.

Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.

by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005

scissors

An analogy for a pair of very close friends. Scissors are only an effective tool when the two separate parts come together and stay together, like a good friendship. Its a common saying in the Caribbean.

"Meera and that girl are such close friends, like scissors friends"

by NotAnEmployeeofCEP June 17, 2013