schmegma

Smelly, White, Cheese-like substance that forms on your dick.

"After a few months Schmegma forms on his dick...I love to lick it"

schmegma by Mad Whit September 9, 2003

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Schmegma

An unidentified, often gross looking substance on door handles, refrigerators, phones, people etc. Schmegma can be found just about anywhere.

There is schmegma on the wall. Schmegma is falling from the sky. Is that schmegma on your face??

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the white creamy milky crusty disgusting ass crumb cheese curdled crap stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker

Blow Job Betty enjoooys liquid hot schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!

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A word used when you dont really know what to say. and dont really care enough to make something up. like a 'eh' or a 'dunno'.

Hey Magnus.. How's the weather?

Magnus: Schmea.

or

Hey Magnus.. Did you hear about the world's largest mole found in mongolia?

Magnus: Schmea

Schmea by vooooot November 1, 2011

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Look at that dude's schmeckinwepper!

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Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.

she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.

The Schlegel by Wilt December 29, 2007

When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.

Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea

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