i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
Get the Salad dressing mug.Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.
by Shayfer Mosness February 5, 2004
Get the Salad Dodger mug.That girl was so kinky, yo. She licked a dank salad before I fucked her.
I was mad hungry so I made a dank salad for lunch with craisins and shit.
I was mad hungry so I made a dank salad for lunch with craisins and shit.
by JtotheMO January 11, 2009
Get the dank salad mug.A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H December 3, 2004
Get the Orangutan salad mug.by Big_Tuna_47 February 15, 2008
Get the drop salad mug.A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.
"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"
by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007
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by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019
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