Salad Dodger

A person who has eaten more than their fair-share of chips, pies, cream cakes etc while avoiding the healthier and less fattening options. Also: Buffet Slayer, Lard Ass..

Oh my God - Look at her in the queue at the kebab van... She's a salad dodger and no mistake!

Salad Dodger by Davey B. August 15, 2007

Salad Shaker 

A term that means loved one but people make fake definitions to harass Millie Bobby Brown and Jacob Sartorius when Millie posted an Instagram story saying 'best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius'

Some fake definitions include 'licking the inside of ones butthole' or 'when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it wildly'

Do not believe these you insane ass bitch...

You're my favorite salad shaker :))

Salad Shaker by Rachel Is A Dumbass May 23, 2018

Salad Cream 

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

Salad Cream by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

salad soup 

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.

I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.

salad soup by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

salad face? 

When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.

I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.

salad face? by fuckershocking February 6, 2005

salad eater 

A straight man who is quite effeminated. He is very much in his appearance, weight, wrinkles and such. Like a girl.

A vain guy.

Sheesh. That Peter is fussing about his but again. What a salad eater!

salad eater by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003

Salad Shooter 

A cleveland steamer performed after a three-day steady diet of canned corn.
Visible corn in the fecal matter is required before the acts can be distinguished.

Rachelle preferred her partner to eat only Jolly Green Giant Niblets before he gave her a salad shooter.

Salad Shooter by Eccles February 6, 2005