No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

by 69vmoore May 5, 2020

simp juice

Someone who is the ultimate of all simps.
The word is a take on the popular Nelly song, "Pimp Juice"
See simp

"Brandon is really being simp juice about the party."

by Bloody Guts August 19, 2004

Simp

Some one who decides to give all their attention to a girl and ditches their friends.

Wow! Carter decided to hang out with Shekinah instead of the boys. He's such a simp!

by Simpson12345 April 16, 2020

Simp

A simp will do anything for the female whom he's simping over, he's doing her maths homework whilst she's getting ploughed by a 6ft4 dude. A simp is at the female in questions beck and call, often disregarding other friends to be a personal assistant to the female. No one likes simps, don't be one. it's beta behaviour.

David really do be simping 'do, he's a simp beyond proprtions and is getting no coochie in return. Sarah is using him and has her simpee (David) on a leash.

by NotJosephOk? February 3, 2020

Simp

someone who puts a female above everyone and everything else in their life basically her little bitch

wow deon cutoff all his friends for a girl, what a simp

by BarryMcCaulkiner January 25, 2020

GIGA SIMP

A simp above all simps, a simp to many women, one who puts all the hoes before all the bros, hated by males, loved by women. An idiot.

Person 1: fine, my crush is Tina.
Person 2: lmao, that giga simp Oscar already has her heart, good luck.

by ///Protest\\\ March 13, 2020

No simp October

A month where no girl is allowed to simp for any fictional or non-fictional boy

Girl 1: Oh my god Jack is so hot
Girl 2: Girl you can’t simp for him it’s no simp October

by The teehee dictionary October 2, 2020