bill cosby sweater

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.

Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.

by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

<alternate uses>

cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day

craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!

by brave31 December 18, 2010

angora sweater

The soft rabbit hair yarn sweater that girls wear, usually a mix of angora and nylon or angora and silk, angora and mohair. The angora sweater is usually a sexual tool, as it creates the feminine impression, as soft and something sexy.
When a girl wants attention, she can get it by wearing an angora sweater. The 100% angora knit sweater is very fluffy and quite warm to wear.

She walks into the room and was never noticed until she wore the pink angora sweater.
" Hi Lynda, that is a pretty sweater you are wearing".

"thanks, it is an angora sweater, from my boyfriend, Brian"

by leaveboxopen October 23, 2011

semt

A dry male orgasm. When a male does not produce any fluid upon ejaculation. Plaese note that there is absolutely no "p" this word was created so that we could prove the dictionary wrong- now dreamt is no longer the only word in the english language to end in "mt". thank you

I have been "shaking hands with the one eyed milkman" so much i think i may semt.

by hdp1 November 21, 2005

sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets

He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.

by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009

sweater sex

1. When two individuals engage in sexual intercourse whilst only wearing a sweater

I have a sweater fetish, so obviously I love sweater sex.

by familyguyrox4377 January 8, 2011