The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.
by Black Cobra September 14, 2011
Get the two stroke barbecue mug.A version of the stonks meme which has the same meaning but is written as the opposite. Both memes represent a bad economic decision. The meme is oftens depicted as a computerised face photoshopped onto a business suit standing infront of a red background of declining stocks.
by stoicpanther December 8, 2020
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by RemyRedd January 2, 2007
Get the STROKE mug.To annoy someone to the point of madness without realizing it.
From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
"Excuse me, is that spelled right? No Skronking? Shouldn't that say No Smoking?"
"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
by Matt Griffin July 26, 2004
Get the skronk mug.A 2 stroke is when you dip your wick(have sex) but you blow the bag ie orgasm way to quickly thats its extremely embarrassing. Worst case scenario being after one stroke in, one stroke out and its all over!! damnn
by drew23ski October 17, 2009
Get the 2 stroke mug.A form of professional masturbation that can only be accomplished by the elites, requiring intense meditation and training. You begin by gripping your flaccid penis at the base. A single slow outward stroke causes you to become fully erect and blow load.
Dude 1: "Can you do the power stroke?"
Dude 2: "What's the power stroke?"
Dude 1: "Stand still. I'll show you."
Dude 2: "What's the power stroke?"
Dude 1: "Stand still. I'll show you."
by bertanonymous February 18, 2009
Get the Power Stroke mug.1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
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