ghost-smell

verb. To ghost smell typically means to smell something that isn't actually there. You can ghost smell people, or objects (mostly food)

I ghost-smelled my ex for a straight week after we broke up, he was on my mind so much.

I just ghost-smelled apple pie. Now I'm really hungry.

by cleverrrrrrr June 9, 2009

The Smell

The proper recipe for “The Smell” is to take one box of Instant Garlic Mashed Potato mix and place the cooked contents into an air-tight plastic container. Place said container on top of a warm electrical surface like the top of a refrigerator. Wait 16 weeks. Next identify someone you dislike and leave the opened plastic container in their place of residence (Preferably by an air exchange vent). The unique aroma of The Smell will induce immediate and violent spells of vomitting. Sit back and enjoy.

Adam placed The Smell in Janey’s apartment. 5 minutes later Janey heaved chunks all over her mattress

by What’s The Dilly Yo? October 16, 2020

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 4, 2021

fishy smell

The pungent aroma of unwashed smoo.

The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.

by Googles October 29, 2004

Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010

slow down and smell the roses

this means stop stressing out, overthinking, or complaining. put your troubles in perspective and try to enjoy the short time you have on earth.

A - "oh my god we're going to have to walk all the way back to the bar cause i left my car keys there"
B - "slow down and smell the roses"
A - "wow this is nice scenery. it's a nice night, i like walking, and we're not really in a rush."

by fckdapopo October 5, 2009

titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.

Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.

by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016