Shibtard

One who only holds Shib Inu cryptocurrency

Bobby: Hey, are you into crypto?
Danny: Yeah, I have a bunch of Shib coins.
Bobby: Do you have anything else?
Danny: No, only Shib.
Bobby: You are a complete Shibtard!

by Schmac October 12, 2021

Dale Shitty

Northern Virginia surburb of Washington DC (Dale City) with majority minority problem, hence drugs, crime etc. Also referred to as "Little D.C." (since Washington has the same problem on a much more grand scale).

Person A: "Did you hear about that gang rape in Dale Shitty?"

Person B: "And in other news.......the sky is blue."

by Mayor Marion Berry May 7, 2011

pissy shitties

an american treat/tradition that we have in movie theaters. you make pissy shitties by pouring pepsi into a bucket of popcorn. it makes the popcorn mushy and you eat it while you watch the movie

foreigner: when you make pissy shitties, doesn't the pepsi leak through the bucket and get your pants wet?
american: yes, its part of the experience

by fuchse May 11, 2016

shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.

I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.

by Kanino July 19, 2007

shittonne

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.

Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.

by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 13, 2010

rotary-shitting

To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression

CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting

by Kid Cardashian November 8, 2010