shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.

Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.

by Zorba November 13, 2003

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

shafting

1) Anal Sex
2) Being overly friendly, butkissing, asslicking

1) I shafted yer mam
2) Fucking hell, He's shafting him so much!

by arse January 18, 2004

shixting

texting on the toilet while shitting

"What were you doing with your phone in the bathroom?"
"Shixting"

by chels313 May 5, 2010