Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.

Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.

by mgg January 12, 2024

Scaring the Goat

Phrase

One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.

Levi, settle down your scaring the goat!

by Bounceback January 25, 2024

Scare the Goat

Phrase

A term referring to one who is overly loud or unnecessarily excited

Levi, settle down please, you’re scaring the goat!

Calm down, no reason to scare the goat

by Bounceback January 25, 2024

brown scare

When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out

I just had a brown scare at work today

by Asshat3456 April 5, 2023

Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.

I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.

by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023

scare

Whilst performing doggy style slip a thumb up the anus

Whilst mid doggy he slipped her a scare

by Drumfoot November 3, 2021

Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021