brown scare

When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out

I just had a brown scare at work today

by Asshat3456 April 5, 2023

Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.

I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.

by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023

Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023

Shakin' like a scared chihuahua

Shaking very violently

Person 1: Hey dude, you're shaking a lot.

Person 2: Yeah, I'm shakin' like a scared chihuahua

by EverydayBellyache November 24, 2020

harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.

A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.

by QuacksO October 23, 2020

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021