stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017

Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

Stoner Pizza

Those tiny little pizzas that stoners eat.

Hey I want some stoner pizza

by Azriel December 23, 2003

Stoner Logic

-Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.

Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.

Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"

Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."

Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"

by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010

stoner thumb

The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.

"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"

by Mister #4 August 5, 2005

Scondren

a real asshole, extremely arrogant bastard

That scondren really pisses me off

by uknowwho April 13, 2004

Skoner

noun. When you get so skoned from snoking that you forget you are having sex.

"Thats some bomb ass dank ass skunk my dude. better than that greenie from up north.. crystalized man--oooeewwww... that skunk gave me a skoner last time you and I blew that session."

by nategknows December 10, 2013