assquatch

A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.

Cover your butt you freakin assquatch.

by Hollywood Texas January 22, 2010

Sasquatchaloid

A very hairy mongoloid. Term of unknown offense, as the Sasquatch may have different concepts of offensive.

Usually used to describe a man who looks a little downish and does (or at least should) shave his back hair.

I could have sworn that was a regular retard, but he was way to hairy to be a regular mongoloid. Its rare to see a sasquatchaloid here in the city.

by Big Tilly September 16, 2006

sassquach

A person so sassy that they are exploding with firey feist!

Ilsa Marie Gehman, your feisty level is extreme right now, so I need you to turn it down a little bit and stop being a Sassquach. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

by Numero2Sassquach April 18, 2017

Saskatchewan Log Ride

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.

Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!

by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019

Saswatch

A large, strong fellow that always has a keen awareness of time

Ask the big Saswatch over there, I bet he knows the best time to do what your thinking.

by A friend of the Marks May 25, 2008

sasqwatch

a creature known in myth as a large hairy hominiod. there are claims of sightings across the globe, though no conclusive proof is evident. also known as the 'bigfoot' or 'yeti'.

you ever heard that story of the sasqwatch?

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Sasquach

Where a guy cums on a chicks face, then ripps out pubes from him or her and throws it at her face. The cum makes the hair stick... thus... sasquach.

Man that bitch was so suprized when i gve her a sasquach.

by mehowkilan October 10, 2009